MONDAY MISCHIEF

These are excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over the country: 1) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 2) Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 3) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 4) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 5) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 6) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [Words in ( )'s were crossed out.] 7) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 8) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 9) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. 10) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. 11) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 12) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

Comments

Anonymous said…
OMG, those kids clearly NEED to be in school, because they sure aren't going to learn much at home!
1/09/2006 02:52:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Too funny :-). They reminded me of some of the notes I tried to pass off way back when.
1/09/2006 03:28:00 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL "his father was gone and I was in bed with gramps."
...Suspiciously thinking that maybe the kids wrote some of those.
...Excellent gems.
1/09/2006 09:27:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Excellent! LOL!
1/09/2006 10:35:00 PM
Anonymous said…
LOL! I was giggling BIG TIME while reading those!

Kel
1/10/2006 12:54:00 AM
Anonymous said…
I had her shot, that was funny!
1/10/2006 08:33:00 AM
Anonymous said…
It's a good thing those kids aren't being homeschooled.
1/10/2006 09:03:00 AM
Anonymous said…
omg, I thought #8 was really funny, until I read the rest of the list. hahaha
1/10/2006 09:35:00 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh yeah, and we KNOW the parents wrote those notes, don't we? ;)
1/10/2006 10:00:00 AM
Anonymous said…
#10 really cracked me up. this post also reminds me all of those lousy excuse letters my classmates made. But , I remember one from a teacher of mine before when he said "class i'll be absent next week because i'll be sick" I guess he was a clairvoyant lol
1/10/2006 10:08:00 AM
Anonymous said…
LOL, I think I got tea up my nose from laughing so hard!
1/10/2006 12:58:00 PM
Anonymous said…
" Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."

The best... tho the one with gramps was good too! LOL
1/10/2006 01:09:00 PM
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