I am not Martha Stewart, and I couldn't be happier. Been seein' a lot about her on TV again, I guess she is going to be hosting her own reality show soon. We were both born with the same first name, and double X chromosomes, but the similarities end there. Many women turn to Martha Stewart as the epitome of perfection and stylish living. (This quote is directly from the food network bio) When America wants to learn how to make the perfect pie crust, plant an herb garden or fix a broken windowpane, it turns to Martha Stewart But geez, she always manages to make people feel bad about themselves in comparison. I make them feel better. Women look to me and say, "Oh hallelujah, there is someone here who": *Isn't a size six *Has unruly children *Is licking her fingers to smooth her hair down *Uses Vaseline for lip gloss Ms. Stewart's home was Nutley, N.J. Mine is more like Nuthouse. We lose things, break things, (including bones), get cranky, g...
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Get well soon!!!
So far, we have BARELY (and by barely I mean my brother had it and avoided giving it to Ethan or Kate) avoided the flu...
My family has a nasty habit/ritual of tracking down the family member who passed along the illness... so even if I get it a month from now my brother is going to catch absolute hell for it. ;o)
...Seriously, hope you and your family recover post haste.
Take care.