Wednesday, November 23, 2005

THE FLYING TURKEY

The turkey shot out of the oven, and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table, and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner, and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the windows, it totally coated the floor, there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there'd never been turkey before. It blanketed every appliance, it smeared every saucer and bowl, there wasn't a way I could stop it, that turkey was out of control. I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey, with popcorn that hadn't been popped. Warm Thanksgiving Wishes to All!

13 Comments:

Blogger Rocky said...

Loved the Turkey Day poem, Marti. That Orville Redenbacher recipe can be dangerous!

11/23/2005 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

That is hilarious!!! What a great poem.

11/23/2005 03:25:00 PM  
Blogger Ivy the Goober said...

Ha ha, a friend just today sent me a recipe that called for popcorn in the stuffing. :)

11/23/2005 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Jay B said...

That's good turkey stuff...

11/24/2005 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Colleen said...

LMAO. Awesome poem! I hope that's not based on a true story. ;)

11/24/2005 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger dddragon said...

TOO FUNNY!!

Happy Turkey Day!

11/24/2005 06:26:00 PM  
Blogger buffi said...

BRAVO!! Love it! Hope you had a fabulous Thanksgiving, Marti.

11/24/2005 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous giuli said...

*just passing by*

This is the probably the 8th time that I've read this poem and it's never failed to make me laugh. Brilliantly done!

11/26/2005 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

Hope your Thanksgiving was wonderful! Enjoy your weekend!!

11/26/2005 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Nice poem. I hope for your sake that really didn't happen. :P

11/26/2005 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Kitty said...

W will not come for dinner..but you can pick up the tab at my fave restaurants, any time.

11/28/2005 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger Marti said...

Sorry for not responding to the comments earlier - I DO appreciate everyone who stops by and takes the time to leave a note! Thank you all!

11/29/2005 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Annie said...

Wow - loved your turkey poem.

12/04/2005 02:37:00 PM  

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