The Un-Martha
I am not Martha Stewart, and I couldn't be happier. Been seein' a lot about her on TV again, I guess she is going to be hosting her own reality show soon. We were both born with the same first name, and double X chromosomes, but the similarities end there. Many women turn to Martha Stewart as the epitome of perfection and stylish living. (This quote is directly from the food network bio) When America wants to learn how to make the perfect pie crust, plant an herb garden or fix a broken windowpane, it turns to Martha Stewart But geez, she always manages to make people feel bad about themselves in comparison. I make them feel better. Women look to me and say, "Oh hallelujah, there is someone here who": *Isn't a size six *Has unruly children *Is licking her fingers to smooth her hair down *Uses Vaseline for lip gloss Ms. Stewart's home was Nutley, N.J. Mine is more like Nuthouse. We lose things, break things, (including bones), get cranky, g...
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Was that a true story? It looked like a whole lot of work for very little pay off.
Also, the site looks a little cluttered,but overall not too shabby...
No citations yet, but I am still doing some inspecting.
Marti - Very cute story! Thanks for sharing!
Kel
Hilarious story Marti! Poor Brownie.
Hi Theresa! No, he managed to keep the pad in the trunk and take it to friend's house where (hooray!) it still resides LOL! AH, blessed silence!
To Blog Patrol, yes it is a true story. I couldn't get the boy to re-enact the cat clinging tightly to his chest, as the claws sank through his shirt and into the lad's skin. There was just something about it that made me laugh, him standing there with this horribly frightened feline not letting go for dear life, as he related the story leading up to that precise moment. Actually, he put the piece together for me, (reminiscent of the Two Thousand Dollar French Fry Auction) as I am still suffering from tooth extraction.
Kel! Hi sweetie! Great to see you! There are several blogs out there who judge or rate other blogs...such is the BP - LOL
Hi Laina! Great to see you! I saw the BP listed on someone else's blog and was curious, so I stopped by there, and invited him to come over LOL (I set out milk and cookies for everyone - LOL!)
The Lumpy
I don't know much about the BP. I saw the link and went there, and didn't see a place to ask questions, so I asked in a comment how it works. Then they came and left a comment LOL
That's too funny!
Welcome glyn! Yeah, most cats do NOT like traveling - LOL!
Hi Colleen! Actually he heard loud "meowing" LOL But that would have given away the punch line, so I fudged with "noise" LOL
Hi Buffi! The photo of the cat on the dance pad in the trunk really is Brownie. I think the little kitten is, but we have a bunch of pictures that we only labeled as "kitten" LOL, so I am not sure if the baby is Brownie.
Nice to see all of you! Thanks for stopping by!